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Buffalo

Tank
THREAT LEVEL:

Subject Profile
Three tours of the arena. Two broken horns. One functioning eye. Subject refers to all opponents as "kid" regardless of age, species, or threat level. Speaks exclusively in clipped military axioms and appears incapable of being impressed by anything. Was once observed taking a full Tiger Pounce to the face, chewing slowly, and responding: "That all you got, kid?" Subject's post-fight reports consist entirely of the phrase "mission complete" regardless of outcome.

Combat Assessment
Win Rate48.45%
Season Rank#8 of 14
RoleTank
PassiveThick Hide — first hit −50% damage
Ability 1Thick Hide Block (Standard 4.5%) — block ALL damage
Ability 2Iron Will (Strong 3.5%) — heal 12% max HP

Known Associates & Rivals
Best Matchup
vs Boar
59.65% WR
Worst Matchup
vs Fox
37.5% WR

Psychological Profile
Stoic Paternal Unimpressed Veteran Laconic
"Subject does not fight to win. Subject fights because that's what you do. Victory and defeat are processed identically: a slow nod, a sip of water, and 'mission complete.' Psychologically unbreakable. Emotionally... also unbreakable. We're not sure there's anything in there to break."

Intercepted Transmission
Listen kid. I've taken hits you can't
even spell. You think that fancy trick
of yours means something? I was blocking
hits before you were compiled.

Iron Will ain't just an ability, kid.
It's a lifestyle.

Now square up or go home.